Boy Wonder My Life in Tights E–pub READ

Of oung gorgeous prostitutes he mistook for highschool students celebrating post prom He uses his fingers toes hands and tongue to give everyone a go at once Yes Jay Cartwright from Inbetweeners was right ou can fuck a girl with our toe He invites Adam West to watch him make love to his french girlfriend using chocolate love to his french girlfriend using chocolate and nut topping He has to wave off West from encroaching on their space several times Right after a chapter where he describes accepting an offer from Penthouse to shoot a sexual fantasy story layout where a costumed reverse gender rape fantasy plays out he claims he was raped by an attractive hill billy out in the Bayou during an autograph tour Classy 80% of his described sexual conuests end with the girl being a psycho or revealing some really bizarre straight out of left field behavior that gives him an out to never see him again I m talking girls that brandish butcher knives and chase him through the house girls that wield an ax in wait for him girls that drink blood and girls that reveal theygasp bisexual But ou know he s such a nice guy so he only left them after a roll in the hay because they threatened his values or life He claims him and Adam West were so popular with female fans of the show during the peak of their fame that women would often orgasm without even being touched as long as they were in their reuested batman and robin costumes I ve already said uite a bit about this book Let me just say that it is the most delightfully campily sleazy #Book I Ve Read #I ve read a long time Burt Ward doesn t come off looking uite as demented as say Bob Crane another 60s TV star and sex addict partly because Burt settles down rather boringly and disappointingly to domesticity at the end But Adam West comes off looking like an emotionally stunted jerk and an unrepentant user Someone needs to do a comparative study of the psychological effects on actors of playing superheroes Ben Affleck managed to blunt the effects of his embarrassingly flabby and chinless portrayal of Daredevil by delving into George Reeves psyche when he portrayed him in Hollywoodland But I mean Reeves himself Christopher Reeve Robert Downey Jr Lynda Carter there s probably a whole book to be written Meanwhile I ask fellow readers this uestion is there anywhere a sleazier Hollywood memoir than Boy Wonder or at least one where the This book blew my mind I grew up watching the 1960s Batman at my grandparents house and have had a huge crush on Dick GraysonRobin ever since So when I found out Burt Ward had written an autobiography I was totally on boardHoly Tell All BatmanI m never going to be able to watch the show the same way again Now I ll forever be looking for signs that Ward was seriously injured during the shooting of an action seuence and wondering which of the extras and guest stars he slept withAs a good read though it s pretty solid He is frank and forthright doesn t put a lot of polish on his stories He doesn t apologize for his womanizing ways just explains it was the 60s and nobody knew any different It was certainly eye openin. Mer part time real estate agent coped with the overnight transition to world wide recognizable male sex symb. .



On While Burt was portrayed as an innocent who just happened to be pulled into all of this with no way of knowing how or why he got there This book read exactly as ou would expect it to Camp and full of innuendo It really lives up to Batman legend No matter what I read I still love Burt Ward And Robin I still enjoy the TV show today which probably says alot about my sense of humour This book was trashy gossipy and self aggrandizingBut I loved it Of course it has to be taken with a pinch of salt but what autobiography doesn t Ward isn t the best writer in the World But He Succeeds In but he succeeds in All the behind the scenes info and secrets about Adam West were very interesting to me I should add I still love Adam West no matter what bad light Ward writes him in One final note This is not as scandalous and shocking as the cover proclaims Well at least by my standards anywayHOLY SHARK REPELLENT SPRAY BATMAN In 1966 Burt Ward won the role of a lifetime playing Robin on the mega hit television series Batman Ward was married at the time but not for long He was not a drinker and never took drugs but the sex was plentiful Women clad to be with him and his co star Adam West and they both answered the call again and again HOLY FORNICATION BATMANThis is a tell all and believe me he does tell all And in some cases in graphic detail Michael Keaton and the animated series have the best true to form Batmans in my opinion but the cheesy camp tastic Adam West batman series will always have a special place in my heart You can t watch an episode of that show and not smile at lines like We ve come a long way from the Prime Minister s exploding cake Or have we Hunting down Burt Ward s memoir of his life during the series run was pretty difficult since it s out of print and the few copies being exchanged are very expensive but the reason for the limited uantity and the poor ratings became very apparent after blowing through the book in two sittings Burt Warn can spin a arn and has no ualms about scandalizing his costars and fans but he is also an obnoxious liar This didn t spoil it for me though I personally loved his self aggrandizing stories that had nothing to do with the show and his constant references to his dick because it was the kind of high camp that feels in line with the essence of the series that birthed his fameHe dishes the most shit on his best friend and famous co star Adam West but West s supposed diva behavior and dirty dad jokes were kind of fabulous in their own way so I ve not lost any respectSome gems from his life in tights Apparently his penis was so large that even cups and tucks couldn t provide proper coverage for his bulge and all the studios for his bulge and all the studios in an uproar to keep his crotch shots kid friendly They sent a doctor to the set with penis shrinking pills for Burt and he only took them once and threw them all out the next day Burt describes his dream house as so eye catching and uniue that people passing through would stop by almost daily begging for a tour and even offering money He gets involved in an 8 way with a group. Burt Ward has become a durable cult figure recognized the world over In his describes how a 21 ear old for. Holy dirty laundry Batman We re not in Gotham City anyThis book is NOT FOR CHILDREN It is a good and fast read As a memoir City anyThis book is NOT FOR CHILDREN It is a good and fast read As a memoir is light weight at best However if titillation is what The Summer I Wasn't Me you re afterou ll get it here to the max This book is mostly about the you re after Khaiye Aur Vajan Ghataiye you ll get it here to the max This book is mostly about the exploits of TV s Boy Wonder Burt Ward and Adam West IMHO another VERY appropriate title for this book would have been ROBIN The Sex Life Of A Bird Read it ifou like It s definitely an eye openerYou won t be able to put it down Super trashy More frank than the Adam West book Possibly one of the worst books I have ever read As a BATMAN 1966 68 TV show fan a big fan I was looking forward to some behind the scenes anecdotes of Burt Ward who played Robin The Boy Wonder The readers gets a short pre Batman bio and then gets few and far between looks behind the scenes of the show or even Ward s encounters with the great stars who played the guest villains Instead and this was to be expected from the cover of the book the reader gets his numerous over inflated so to speak tales of his sexual conuests with women of all ages during the show and after Ward loves to describe his marathon sessions of sex with girls and the size of his member The length of these sessions and the details described defy even a comic book scenario of exaggeration You are even treated to Adam West tales where they go to a nudist colony or share a bed with nubile fans And Tales from a Pilots Logbook you are treated to paragraphs ending in HOLY BOA CONSTRICTOR or HOLY LEGS AKIMBO Oh boy Ward concludes his tome with a section on his newest marriage to a very rich woman and his children and grand children And the HOLY MOST TASTELESS is saved for last when he he and his wife award each other trophies with plaues commending each on certain attributes both physical and emotional Ward s to his wife describes her private parts My reaction to this and the read HOLY FIREPLACE KINDLE This was alright It was amusing in spots The Batman and Robin of the lovable sixties show were impossibly wholesome characters that multiple generations are familiar with Burt Ward s tell all reveals that he and Adam West were actually deviant poon hounds during the run of the show and for a while after its cancelation What s amusing is how Ward declares being a shy conservative type never drinking or drugging and even refusing to cuss while at the same time recalling fairly detailed sexual exploits and conuests The narrative is grandiose at times cheesy at others None of that bothered me personally because it s his tale told his way The book breaks down into three parts r Ifou are looking for #Hollywood gossip especially from the 60s This is the book to #gossip especially from the 60s This is the book to Lots of dirt on people great memories of the show Batman and sex Oh there is lots and lots of sex It made it almost awkward to read There were times when this book seemed to repeat itself I am not sure if it was all just the same stuff being said over and over again or I was imagining it It was like sex talk sex talk sex Adam West was portrayed as this big hero who had no emotions and an obvious sex addicti. As Robin the Boy Wonder in the popular Batman television series still seen in every television US and abroad.

Review Boy Wonder My Life in Tights

Boy Wonder My Life in Tights

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